This quote was famously said by Greenman himself after five full minutes of complete silence, during which not one soul dared to ask what Grimace (From McDonald's) is. This quote blindsided the general public and forever changed our political climate. By the way, since you asked, Grimace is either a tastebud or the magical otherworldy embodiment of a McDonald's™ milkshake.
Another famous quote from the very handsome Greenman. This quote is very true and factual.
Said by Greenman right after the previous quote. We (as a society) may never know who Neil Young is but what we do know is that he is probably asian (most likely).
Greenman shouted this at the hit movie "IF" starring the lovable (and attractive) Ryan Reynolds. He said this because he loves gun violence. Now, don't get the wrong idea! He only wants Ryan Reynolds to shoot the little girl, no one else.
You know, you know! You know what I mean? It's just you know, you know! You know.
Okay, listen. If you list all even numbers, how does it go? That's right, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Etc... So then, how is any number uneven? Huh, explain that librals! How can a number not be even. 1 is even. 5 is even. 11 and 13 are even! It goes on and on! Every number is even.
This one is self-explainatory.
Famously said by GOD in the 11 commandments. This is commandment #3 1/2.
This quote is a fantasic clarifier. Something you said not making sense? Just say this and it will make perfect sense.
This was probably said by Denny's at some point, maybe. It is so wise that I have just pee'd my pants. This is made much worse by the fact that I DO NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR! I must go now.